"Oh fuck my middle finger cannot point anymore (tries to point it like some harry potter wand while shouting the f word as though it's a spell)"
"Yknow how I charm girls? I sing. But dunno why it never works leh (starts singing techno/trance song, off tune)
My cousin's a sucker, but he makes me laugh (sometimes).
T's vvvvv funneh his expressions+reactions really..... All priceless.

Hi I miss D the annoying little boy ):